Laugh (The Best Medicine For You)

သူငယ္ခ်င္းဆီကရတဲ႕ ဟာသေလးေတြပါ။ မရီျဖစ္ရင္ေတာင္ အနည္းဆံုးေတာ႕ ျပံဳးမိမွာပါ။ Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It
tells you  about what
had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I  don't think I want to
study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There  is no future in  it.
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Teacher:   Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him
for $6, how much
would  your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know  maths.
Ted: You don't know my  father!
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Mother:  David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint  me. Your results are
getting worse.
David: But I will only get my  report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong  Kong
tomorrow, so I am
scolding you  now.
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Father:   Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said  3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on  Wednesday, she
said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I  know the
right  answer?
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A  mother and son were doing dishes while the father
and daughter  were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a
loud crash of
breaking plates,
then complete silence. The daughter turned to  look at
her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you  know?
Daughter: She didn't say  anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for  me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can  that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was  born
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's
leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the
menu  card.
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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same  as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the  same  dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you  anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore,  Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me,  Sir."
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A  teacher was asking her class: "What is the
difference between
'unlawful'
and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer,  Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law  doesn't
allow and 'illegal' is

a sick  eagle."
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Teacher:  "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb,  Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair,  Sir."
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A boy  came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked  his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u  mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C'  level"